Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Ronda Rousey's pre-fight ritual involves lots of sex. Sadly, probably never with you.
- This is what famous people would look like as Peanuts characters. Even Donald Trump is cute and now I feel icky.
- These 10 cities have the most sugar daddies. It's been nice knowing all of you but I'm moving to Texas. Bai!
- Azealia Banks got into a fight getting off a plane. I don't know how celebrities keep forgetting that everyone has a camera phone and everything they say will be preserved forever.
- This is how much money the highest-paid actors made per episode. Why is anyone still trying to be a doctor or lawyer?
- There are plans to build a high-speed train from Los Angeles to Las Vegas. Did you feel that breeze? It was from all of the bros in LA fist pumping in unison.
- Boobs weren't meant to be caged in. Come and see them in their natural state.