• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

That Pastor Paul Is One Smooooth Talker!

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 10:00AM

I'm sure he's just referring to a wafer or something, right Jesus? Jesus? Hellooooo? Is anybody out there? (breaks down crying)

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

You Know The One

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 29, 2013 at 11:00AM

…Which Reminds Us: Is The Jew Feeling Better?

[via The Chive]

I Read That In The Kama Sutra

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 14, 2013 at 6:00PM

So far, my loose tongue has only gotten me into floppy, 44-year-old, divorced places.

[via The Chive]

What, No Cuddling?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 11, 2013 at 11:00AM

Honestly? That's just something dudes say to get their nut off.

[via Imgur]

Sounds Like a Hell of a Party

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 24, 2011 at 10:00AM

My fault… I meant "Sounds like the party from hell."

[via Reddit]