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A Quiet Night In

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 28, 2014 at 5:00PM

Parties are fun, but sometimes you just want to stay in and fist-fuck a turkey on your Chuck Norris shrine.

[via LOL Hehehe]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Daily of the Day]

I Think We've Found The Next Chuck Norris

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2013 at 2:00PM

He doesn't doodle with crayons. He makes frescos with 10th grader's blood.

[via It Makes No Sense]

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This Baby Has More Upper Arm Strength Than You

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 18, 2012 at 5:00PM

Alright, Chuck Norris, put down the camera and help your son into that chair.

[via Videogum]

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God Better Watch His Back

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 6, 2011 at 3:00PM

I bet the First Assembly of Chuck Norris will have something to say about this.

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