Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this leaf bug take a dump. I don't know why, just shut up and watch…
- This drug could increase the human lifespan to 120 years. I don't know, seems like everything is pretty much downhill after 105.
- Why the Elf on the Shelf is the worst Christmas tradition ever. Who doesn't like a tiny narc watching them at all times?
- Don't believe the rumors, Leonardo Dicaprio doesn't get raped by a bear. At least not in The Revenant. I don't know what these Hollywood types do in their spare time.
- This girl is way better at football than you are. She's also better than Peyton Manning.
- 50 Cent is finally getting his own sitcom. Today, the comedy gods have truly smiled upon us.
- Hump Day. Get dem butts.