• Caption Challenge

    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

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    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

Tosh.0 Blog

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 1, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

From Around the Web

Here Comes Santa Claus

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 30, 2015 at 9:00PM

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This would be a good time to tell your kid that Santa doesn’t exist.

[via Reddit]

Beyond Thunderdome Friday

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 30, 2015 at 6:00PM

BlackFridayTVs

In future history books the caption will read: "Subhumans jockey for power in traditional post-feast bloodbath."

[via Twitter]

On The 1/8th Day Of Christmas

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | November 28, 2015 at 12:00PM

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I didn't see Mommy kiss Santa Claus. I did see her go to town on some Oreos.

[via Kill Some Time]

Lucky Lady

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 24, 2015 at 10:00AM

dead

She probably got Jesus some really ugly socks and then just gave his girlfriend dirty looks all night.

[via TC Mag]

Sh**ters Full

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 21, 2015 at 2:00PM

xmasouthouse

All y’all worried about the red Starbucks cup ruining Christmas when Walmart is selling an inflatable shitting Santa Claus for your front yard.

[via Reddit]