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Come To This Assisted Living Facility Often?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 19, 2012 at 3:00PM

If you got it, flaunt it! And by "it" I mean a really embarrassing t-shirt.

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Things Were A Little Tight This Year

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 18, 2012 at 5:00PM

Really? Couldn't you have just hung it from the rear view mirror?

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The Holidays Are Gonna Be Faaaaaabulousssss!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 5:00PM

And while we're at it let's get Mary and Joseph to cop to it: Immaculate Conception? Come on, guys. Come on.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Ho-Ho-Holy Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 4:00PM

If you're a good little boy, you'll get chum AND an Xbox.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Greg Wood/Staff/Getty Images]

Somebody Light A Christmas Candle

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 12:00PM

Do I like the holidays? Does an elf shit on my table?

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Shhh Katy, You're With Santa Now

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 17, 2012 at 11:00AM

Honey, wait a minute, this isn't a shopping mall. It's a nursing home!

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