I'm not sure what pissed the wife off more. A giant penis shaped present under the tree or the fact that she got a vacuum for Christmas.
Anybody else weirded out that it's not a holiday themed thong?
[via Acid Cow]
Would make a perfect opening act before your community's Christmas play.
It's now tradition to end every holiday office party with an old fashioned game of "pin the flaccid fleece penis on Tom."