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WTChristmas

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 24, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my Christmas wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your holiday? Check out previous WTChristmases!

[via Everything Is Terrible]

Season's Greetings

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 24, 2012 at 5:00PM

We at the Tosh Blog would like to wish you and yours a very happy holiday season.

Tomorrow, as you argue with your family beside the fireplace, try and remember not to throttle Grandpa too hard. Just because someone's racist doesn't mean they're not fragile.

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Yours,
Matt & Sam

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Ho-Ho-Holy Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 21, 2012 at 12:00PM

Sharks don't celebrate Christmas. They're Jawish.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Sean Ferl.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Come To This Assisted Living Facility Often?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 19, 2012 at 3:00PM

If you got it, flaunt it! And by "it" I mean a really embarrassing t-shirt.

[via Imgur]

Things Were A Little Tight This Year

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 18, 2012 at 5:00PM

Really? Couldn't you have just hung it from the rear view mirror?

[via The Chive]

The Holidays Are Gonna Be Faaaaaabulousssss!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2012 at 5:00PM

And while we're at it let's get Mary and Joseph to cop to it: Immaculate Conception? Come on, guys. Come on.

[via Buzzfeed]