• Caption Challenge

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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

Tosh.0 Blog

Beyond Thunderdome Friday

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 30, 2015 at 6:00PM

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In future history books the caption will read: "Subhumans jockey for power in traditional post-feast bloodbath."

[via Twitter]

From Around the Web

On The 1/8th Day Of Christmas

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | November 28, 2015 at 12:00PM

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I didn't see Mommy kiss Santa Claus. I did see her go to town on some Oreos.

[via Kill Some Time]

Lucky Lady

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 24, 2015 at 10:00AM

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She probably got Jesus some really ugly socks and then just gave his girlfriend dirty looks all night.

[via TC Mag]

Sh**ters Full

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 21, 2015 at 2:00PM

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All y’all worried about the red Starbucks cup ruining Christmas when Walmart is selling an inflatable shitting Santa Claus for your front yard.

[via Reddit]

The Infamous Starbucks Red Cup

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 11, 2015 at 5:00PM

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I'm just pissed they couldn't wait until after Thanksgiving to hail Satan.

[via Daily Haze]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 10, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: