Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Pornhub just made the best Christmas commercial (SFW). Have fun, Grandpa.
- Donald Trump signed a boob last night. He knows it wasn't very presidential, but those things were tremendous.
- A day in the life of a Central Park carriage driver. Once you get past the bitter cold and constant smell of horse shit, it's a pretty sweet gig.
- There's a petition to name an England train station after Kanye West. Mostly because of how often the train station calls itself a genius.
- Add helium infused wine to your holiday drink menu. Because what's funnier than a hammered chipmunk?
- Do you believe these misconceptions about beer? Stop telling me interesting facts about it and pour some in my face.
- It's Thursday, time for some big ol' boobies.