• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Dickish Decorations

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 8, 2015 at 9:00PM

mallpenis

It’s hard to get people to take you seriously as a skin cream professional when you have a bukkake of lights raining down upon your kiosk.

[via Break]

From Around the Web

The Most Smotherful Time Of The Year

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

SantaSmother

You'd be bitter too if you did all the backbreaking work while your partner hung back and "answered prayers."

[via Imgur]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 8, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Jacked Ginger

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 8, 2015 at 4:00PM

ginger

If your girlfriend also gives you a gym membership for Christmas, this is definitely a hint.

[via Acid Cow]

The Sweater Has Spoken

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 8, 2015 at 1:00PM

MaurySweater

Every dude I know is getting one of these for Christmas, including my supposed "father."

[via Uproxx]

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World’s Worst Neighbor

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 6, 2015 at 10:00PM

worstneighbor

Their electric bill doesn’t even have a charge total. It just says “You’re F*cked.”

[via Reddit]