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You've Made Your Point, Mom

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 27, 2014 at 3:00PM

At least it's more subtle than last year when she just wrote "SLUT" across their pictures in magic marker.

[via Daily Garlic]

What Santa Does The Rest Of The Year

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 11:00AM

How the hell else did you think he stayed 75 years young for all eternity?

[via Acid Cow]

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Post Christmas Sales Are The Best

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 30, 2013 at 2:00PM

Shopping Tip: There is a "Mother Fuckin' Sale" two doors down and everything is 60% off.

[via Reddit]

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WTChristmas

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 25, 2013 at 12:00PM

I'm going to be spending my Christmas wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your holiday? Check out previous WTChristmases!

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Season's Greetings!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 24, 2013 at 4:00PM

We at the Tosh Blog would like to wish you and yours a very happy holiday season.

So as you open your Barbie Dreamhouse or bike without training wheels, know that we put in a good word for you. (Santa loves us.)

Merry Christmas, you crazy kids!

Yours,

TK, Sam, and Josh as a cat

Can't Wait For Christmas Morning

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

I'm not sure what pissed the wife off more. A giant penis shaped present under the tree or the fact that she got a vacuum for Christmas.

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