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    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

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    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

Tosh.0 Blog

Ummm, Guys?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 17, 2015 at 10:00AM

card

"Shh, we don't need that one. We're about to make a new one."

[via Uber Humor]

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From Around the Web

Head-On Holiday

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2015 at 5:00PM

SantaHit

No need to tell the kids Santa isn't real after they see his corpse plastered to the grill of a truck.

[via Super Unleaded]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Hover Claus

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 15, 2015 at 11:00AM

That fat bastard will really do anything to avoid exercise.

[via Daily Garlic]

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For Me?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 15, 2015 at 10:00AM

butt

It's Christmas, Duke, sniff to your heart's content.

[via Izismile]

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He Ain't No Weak Ass Frosty

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 14, 2015 at 2:00PM

BenTheSnowman

Not really sure what the polar bears did to deserve this, but do your thing, Ben.

[via Imgur]

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