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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2015 at 1:00PM

ChristmasPenisNews

If you're going to do it at least run a twinkling vein up the center. Don't half-ass it at the holidays.

[via HuffPo Weird]

From Around the Web

Holidaze

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 17, 2015 at 12:00PM

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A little later there was a house fire, but everyone seemed really calm and totally chill about it.

[via TC Mag]

Ummm, Guys?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 17, 2015 at 10:00AM

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"Shh, we don't need that one. We're about to make a new one."

[via Uber Humor]

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Head-On Holiday

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2015 at 5:00PM

SantaHit

No need to tell the kids Santa isn't real after they see his corpse plastered to the grill of a truck.

[via Super Unleaded]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Hover Claus

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 15, 2015 at 11:00AM

That fat bastard will really do anything to avoid exercise.

[via Daily Garlic]

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