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    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Hey Kids

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 23, 2014 at 4:00PM

Just a friendly reminder from your Uncle Josh. Don’t try and catch Santa putting gifts under the tree because it’s terrifying. Absolutely terrifying.

[via Caro Ramsey]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Little Santa

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 22, 2014 at 4:00PM

Little Santa

I don't need anything with doll arms coming down my chimney. Noooo thank you.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Filippo Monteforte/Staff/Getty Images]

The North (Stripper) Pole

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 22, 2014 at 1:00PM

Looks like his bells are too smushed to jingle.

Check out his other video that won Viewer Video of the Week.

[via YouTube]

Away In A Manger

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2014 at 10:00PM


Wait. Where are the Three Wise Fleshlights?

[via Imgur]

Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 19, 2014 at 5:00PM


There must have been some evil in that old silk hat they found, for when they placed it on his head he murdered everyone they ever loved.

Click here to check out more infamous ink…

[via Instant Checkmate]

10 Strange Santas

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 19, 2014 at 3:00PM


Christmas is almost here! Now let's not pretend the idea of a fat old man sneaking into your home and giving you presents based on what he's watched you do all year isn't super creepy. But as it turns out, Santa can be WAY weirder. Or, as above, sexier if that's what you're into.

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