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Seasons Leakings

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2014 at 1:00PM

ExcitedPee

As an adult, the only things that get you pee-your-pants excited are open bars and lumps that test negative.

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From Around the Web

Pure White Christmas

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | December 16, 2014 at 11:00PM

ElfCoke

In the North Pole you work hard, play hard.

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Need A Gift For Dad?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 16, 2014 at 10:00AM

visor

I'd honestly rather you wear a manpurse.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Carrot Job

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 15, 2014 at 4:00PM

Carrot Job

There's another carrot a bit lower down you could grab onto too…

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Sean Gallup/Staff/Getty Images]

O Penis Tree

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 13, 2014 at 10:00AM

penistree

Something about the warm glow of inflatable dick lights that really gets me into the spirit of the season.

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2014 at 5:00PM

Christmas is almost here, and this guy's nipples are just aching to flood your basement.

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