Don't open at all. Never open.
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Of all Santa’s magical powers, I think not dying of a heat stroke here might be his most impressive.
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The ‘Recently Divorced Men’s Club’ holiday party is all the way turnt.
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You may want to wear an orange vest if you're going to rock those undies outside.
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