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Christmas Got Weird

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Some day when my children wonder why I won’t allow them to build snowmen, I will show them this post.

[via Reddit]

From Around the Web

This Future Metalhead Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 7, 2015 at 12:00PM

He bit the head off a live bat after he unwrapped Wii Sports.

[via YouTube]

Don't Lose Your Head

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 14, 2015 at 2:00PM

This is a really good way to tell if your baby is good or evil.

[via Echtlustig]

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10 Items For People Who Love Balls

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 20, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Sometimes gift-giving can be a real struggle. Maybe the person has everything, maybe you don't have enough money, or maybe you don't even care about the gift/person that much. In any case, we've compiled a short list of go-to items for the ball lover in your life, because we know you don't have time to shop, you have TVing and internetting to do.

Hold on to your sacks and scroll through the rest of these gems. Show full post

Innocence Lost

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 19, 2015 at 6:00PM

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I know she's an inanimate object, but she still seems painfully aware of how much that candle looks like a dick.

[via Catsmob]

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