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Asking For It

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 30, 2016 at 12:00PM

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This doesn't seem like the right message to send the congregation's children.

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The Most Smotherful Time Of The Year

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

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You'd be bitter too if you did all the backbreaking work while your partner hung back and "answered prayers."

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Ewan McJesus

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2015 at 6:00PM

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Christ our Lord bravely battled Hayden Christensen on that lava planet so that our sins may be forgiven.

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Son_Of_God1225@gmail.com

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2014 at 1:00PM

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He just added "total dickbag" to Judas' Wikipedia page.

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Jesus Seems Kind Of Intense

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 18, 2014 at 6:00PM

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I mean, it's nice that he loves me. I just wish it wasn't in a "standing over my lifeless body, breathing heavily" kind of way.

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