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WWJK: Who Would Jesus Kidnap?

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 16, 2014 at 5:00PM

When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, it was then that Christ had your unconscious body slung over his shoulder.

[via Team Jimmy Joe]

Any Idea Where I Can Find Some Christ?

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Even Jesus thinks you may have gone a little heavy-handed with the name.

[via Bro My God]

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The Father, The Son, And The Homework Spirit

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 20, 2014 at 11:00AM

Technically speaking, a Catholic school isn't allowed to fail you for this.

[via Break]

Have You Accepted Pink Jesus?

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2013 at 6:00PM

I think you know how the church feels about praying to false dildos.

[via Scrotum Coat]

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And I Will Always Love Youuuu, My Child

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Not sure if this is Whitney Houston meeting Jesus or Viggo Mortensen, but either way it looks like she's pretty into him.

[via Scrotum Coat]