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    Small Fry
    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

  • #TBT

    Be careful what you wish for. It might be loud and kinda bossy.

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You Can Fry Anything

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 21, 2015 at 10:00PM

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I usually get the colostomy bag soup but I’m willing to try something new.

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What Are You Suggesting, Fortune?

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 7, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Seductively passed this fortune over to my girlfriend. She replied with “Does this mean you’re not done with the buffet?”

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10 Incredible Infomercial Gifs

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 9, 2015 at 3:00PM

Life is hard. Buying stuff makes life easier. And lucky for us, infomercials are here to tell us exactly what we need to buy to fix our shit lives.

Some say these late night TV staples are nothing more snake oil sales pitches that prey on the stupidity of the majority of our population, others say they are the last true American art form. Either way, I'm just glad there are people out there willing to help me solve the veritable Rubik's cube that is the modern bath towel.

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This Changes Everything

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 6, 2014 at 6:00PM

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So relaxed I barely even noticed I’m sad about eating alone for the 378th consecutive night.

[via Joanne Casey]

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It's Always A Good Time For Chinese Food

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

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If there's one thing that tastes good coming back up, it's dumplings.

[via Izismile]