Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I am fairly confident that this is the best Australian Souvlaki Restaurant TV Commercial Featuring A Guitar-Playing CGI chimp you'll see all day.
Turns out telling people to fuck off goes back to our oldest genetic ancestors.
[via Daily Picks and Flicks]