Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This pig is taking dog agility classes. He's trying to better himself, what the hell have you done?
- Study says playing the lottery makes you like a monkey. Also eating the bugs out of your wife's hair, don't do that.
- We're putting more and more plastic into the ocean. One bunch is forming a small island we're calling New New Jersey.
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg was drunk at the State of the Union. More like Ruth Bader GINsburg, right? Sorry, it doesn't work because it's spelled the same, but I'm saying gin.
- MMA fighter does Street Fighter move. No, he didn't beat the hell out of a car.
- Women in lingerie. For Valentine's Day? I guess? Who cares? Don't question it.
- Sculptor wants to build naked Cosby statues. Though I'd worry his art installation might put people to sleep… ZING!
- Your dog can tell when you're sad or angry. He also knows when you blame one of your farts on him, and he doesn't think it's funny.