You will all pay for your sins of gluttony.
In hindsight, the gallon bucket of chili might not be the best road trip snack.
If he doesn’t wear this to at least one chili cook-off it will be a damn shame.
Things not to do before your MMA fight:
1. Go to a chili festival
That’s it. Just don’t go to a chili festival.
Shoutout to the 34 second mark when the ref decided he doesn’t get paid enough for this mess.
I used to eat cereal out of a bathroom sink so I’m perfectly okay with this.
[via Maybe It's Keith]