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Heads Up

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | June 8, 2016 at 11:00PM

It's not a real injury if you're climbing a fake wall.

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Alone And Elated

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 8, 2016 at 4:00PM

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I bet that Porsche will put you in a really nice home when you're older.

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Baby DGAF

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 31, 2016 at 11:00AM

Her first words were, "I'm sorry, do I look like a fucking idiot to you?"

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Slide Spotter

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2016 at 11:00AM

Don't feel too bad; she was bound to lose her baby skin soon anyway.

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Baby v Mirror: Dawn Of Justice

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 23, 2016 at 11:00AM

When your baby's playing with a large pane of glass that could easily slice her in half, you're gonna want to get the camera.

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He's No Choir Boy

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 17, 2016 at 1:00PM

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If I had to guess who shit in the holy water, my money's on lil' bird flipper over there on the right.

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