It's not a real injury if you're climbing a fake wall.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
I bet that Porsche will put you in a really nice home when you're older.
Her first words were, "I'm sorry, do I look like a fucking idiot to you?"
Don't feel too bad; she was bound to lose her baby skin soon anyway.
When your baby's playing with a large pane of glass that could easily slice her in half, you're gonna want to get the camera.
If I had to guess who shit in the holy water, my money's on lil' bird flipper over there on the right.
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