• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Scented Seance

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 14, 2016 at 2:00PM

candle

It smells vaguely of vanilla and the tortured souls that have died in this house.

[via UberHumor]

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From Around the Web

Hop In Back

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 13, 2016 at 2:00PM

KidsInTrunk

Technically it's not a felony until you close the trunk.

[via Milenio]

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Insteada Kisses

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 13, 2016 at 12:00PM

kick

How the hell else is your five year old going to learn it's a hard knock life?

[via Radass]

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Heads Up

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | June 8, 2016 at 11:00PM

It's not a real injury if you're climbing a fake wall.

[via Giphy]

Alone And Elated

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 8, 2016 at 4:00PM

kids

I bet that Porsche will put you in a really nice home when you're older.

[via Izismile]

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Baby DGAF

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 31, 2016 at 11:00AM

Her first words were, "I'm sorry, do I look like a fucking idiot to you?"

[via YouTube]

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