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Little Speller

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 4, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's not like he knows what it is. He just keeps hearing Daddy ask Mommy for one.

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No One Likes You, Grandma

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 2, 2014 at 3:00PM

Maybe if you didn't come across so desperate. It's pathetic.

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Allowance Rules Everything Around Me

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 26, 2014 at 10:00AM

Adorable little blonde girls ain't nothin' to fuck with.

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An Ultimatum Has Been Issued

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

Considering Charlie has a knack for sticking things in his butt, mom should probably get rid of that hamster ASAP.

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10 Must Have Black Friday Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The Blackest of Fridays is nearly upon us. Now it's time to kick your training into high gear so you can mercilessly thrash anyone who gets between you and an unbeatable price. As Darwinism clearly explains, only the strongest survive door-busting deals, and how else will you earn your child's love you unless you bring home this strangely whorey Superman pillow?

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Up To Dress Code

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 19, 2014 at 5:00PM

I assume he's the English as a Second Language teacher's favorite.

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