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Reliable Sitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Found her on Angie's List. She's quiet, great with kids, and we can pay her in goats!"

[via Browsa]

The Real Bloodmobile

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 25, 2014 at 5:00PM

If your kid willingly hops into this thing it's probably best to just chalk it up to Darwinism.

[via Break]

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The Carolina Panthers Just Lost A Fan

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 15, 2014 at 12:00PM

Try being a Cincinnati Bengals fan, kid. Every season ends with that kind of crying rage.

[via Matt Simone's Youtube]

How To Paint A Room With Vomit

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you aren't using a remote control car and your toddler to buff your floors, you've failed as a parent.

[via The Chive]

My First Crime Scene

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

"With the other two out of the picture, there's no way mommy and daddy can say we can't afford Disney Land now."

[via Acid Cow]

Swimming Downstream

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 1, 2014 at 6:00PM

Nothing wrong with a dad wanting to honor the birth of his six children.

[via Fail Blog]

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