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First To The Finish Line

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

You definitely want to get your kid involved in a very public jizz joke before he's a week old.

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2014 at 5:00PM

"It's so adorable when they climb the walls and speak in tongues."

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So This Is Happening Again

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

I feel like I should be writing children's songs. Juice Boxes Rule* could be a real hit.

*And that's just off the top of my head!

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Russian Babysitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Just leave him a few bottles. He'll sleep for a cool 72 hours and you can take a long weekend.

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What? We Had The Dog First

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 11:00AM

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Plus, to be honest, we also bought the dog on purpose.

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