Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch a bunch of Russian 8-year-olds hockey brawl. Living in Russia has everyone on the precipice of snapping.
- Here's what a day on a porn set is like. Spoiler: Bring a poncho.
- This puppy looks like Hitler. But the only atrocity he's guilty of is peeing on the rug.
- It's Wednesday, here's some ass.
- Utah is worried legal weed could lead to a bunch of stoned rabbits running around. I'm just confused as to what part of that they think isn't awesome.
- Chris Brown got dumped via Twitter. It's the right move, best to keep space between you and him when delivering bad news.
- Woman files for divorce because her husband's penis is too big. She will however, attempt to take half of it in the divorce.
- Prince was a baller. Charlie Murphy don't lie.