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An Ultimatum Has Been Issued

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

Considering Charlie has a knack for sticking things in his butt, mom should probably get rid of that hamster ASAP.

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10 Must Have Black Friday Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The Blackest of Fridays is nearly upon us. Now it's time to kick your training into high gear so you can mercilessly thrash anyone who gets between you and an unbeatable price. As Darwinism clearly explains, only the strongest survive door-busting deals, and how else will you earn your child's love you unless you bring home this strangely whorey Superman pillow?

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Up To Dress Code

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 19, 2014 at 5:00PM

I assume he's the English as a Second Language teacher's favorite.

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Follow The Toilet Rules

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's about time lady-Benjamin Buttons who are confined to a wheelchair and have a bun in the oven got their own dedicated facilities.

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10 Stellar Celebrity School Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

Celebrities, they're just like us! There's even photographic evidence that proves they were once young, unfamous normals that no one cared about. So why not laugh at them for it? Like the fact that a young Shia Lebeouf looks like he was definitely the kid who'd show up to school with one shoe on and not even notice.

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