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Finally, A Use For Fancy Ketchup

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2014 at 2:00PM

Serving this for Valentine's dinner is what makes single mothers want to kill themselves.

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RIP Rachel's Vagina

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2014 at 12:00PM

The goo is actually a delightful raspberry confit!

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You And Me Both, Kid

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2014 at 2:00PM

I played that song for my boyfriend and he just scratched his balls and said, "Cool."

And for those of you saying, "Wahh I already saw this video, Sam," please know that you are selfish. Let's let everyone enjoy it, okay?

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I Think I'll Adopt

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 29, 2014 at 4:00PM

He also goes by Life Ruiner.

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Tyke Tyson

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

As soon as daddy finished painting this on her face she immediately threatened to eat Lennox Lewis' children.

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Worst Tea Party Ever

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 12, 2014 at 8:00PM

It's totally understandable why none of her stuffed animals showed up to the party.

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