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    She smells like a winner.

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    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Snack Attack

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 7, 2016 at 11:00AM

Aw, look at that. He thinks he can still disembowel the young and weak.

[via YouTube]

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From Around the Web

Press Here

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 6, 2016 at 3:00PM

PressHere

Let her go. Many of life's most important lessons are learned when you're absolutely caked in dog shit.

[via Eu Me Es Stresso]

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Horse Feed

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 6, 2016 at 2:00PM

HorseFeed

I'm so hungry I could eat the head of a small child.

[via Imgur]

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Put That Thing Away

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 12:00PM

mascotpenis

Mascots can go pant-less in front of thousands of people every night, but I walk out to my mail box without pants ONE TIME, and get a citation.

[via The Chive]

Slide Spotter

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2016 at 11:00AM

Don't feel too bad; she was bound to lose her baby skin soon anyway.

[via Vine]

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Young Entrepreneur

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 21, 2016 at 4:00PM

methlab

It’s gonna make way more money than some dumb lemonade stand.

[via Acid Cow]

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