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The Owl Tamer

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2015 at 6:00PM

OwlTamer

"Fly, my intrepid avian servant! Fetch me some peanut M&M's and claw out the eyes of the boy who called me a wiener!"

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

The Auto Industry's Dirty Little Secret

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2015 at 11:00AM

BabyBumper

Forget Volkswagen's fake emissions, turns out Ford has been padding their bumpers with live babies for years.

[via Dump A Day]

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29x Platinum, Baby!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2015 at 11:00AM

ThrillerBaby

This is the one and only time you're okay with finding Michael Jackson on top of your kid.

[via Catsmob]

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Kiddie Kegger

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 24, 2015 at 3:00PM

KeggerKid

Friggin' noobs always over-pump.

[via Radass]

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One Size Flips All

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | September 21, 2015 at 11:00PM

He's brimming with confidence.

[via Ebaum's World]

Sweet Relief

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 20, 2015 at 12:00PM

gooddump

Aww, he just had his first trip to Olive Garden.

[via Izismile]

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