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Inconsolable

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 5, 2014 at 1:00PM

"You ladies are lovely, but I'll smile when the Vikings address the sorry state of their secondary."

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They're Both Adopted

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

"Do you have any poop bags? I'm all out."

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Finally, A Use For Fancy Ketchup

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2014 at 2:00PM

Serving this for Valentine's dinner is what makes single mothers want to kill themselves.

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RIP Rachel's Vagina

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 13, 2014 at 12:00PM

The goo is actually a delightful raspberry confit!

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You And Me Both, Kid

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 4, 2014 at 2:00PM

I played that song for my boyfriend and he just scratched his balls and said, "Cool."

And for those of you saying, "Wahh I already saw this video, Sam," please know that you are selfish. Let's let everyone enjoy it, okay?

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I Think I'll Adopt

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 29, 2014 at 4:00PM

He also goes by Life Ruiner.

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