"He always gets this way after chasing cars."
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
My dog can beg, roll over, and do a spot-on impression of Odell Beckham Jr.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Young Stephen King’s early drafts of "The Fog" showed a ton of promise.
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