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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Rough Night

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 19, 2016 at 4:00PM

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This is a very practical way of sitting on the toilet when you have the stomach flu.

[via Rad Ass]

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Bring Your Kid To Work Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 19, 2016 at 2:00PM

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The last thing you hear before the anesthesia kicks in:

“No sudden movements, honey. Momma has to perform a spinal tap.”

[via Izismile]

Savage Parenting

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 5, 2016 at 12:00PM

This proves it once and for all: Disney World is better than Disneyland.

[via Vine]

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Tiny Dancer

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 4, 2016 at 9:00PM

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Pole dancing is part of the early curriculum programs in Florida daycares.

[via Izismile]

10 Things That Just Don't Seem Safe

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 4, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Everywhere you look there are dumb people. That means basically everything is unsafe because it's run by a dumb person.

Here are some of the worst offenders. You can panic now.  Show full post

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How The Zebra Got Her Stripes

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 24, 2016 at 9:00PM

My first guess was Seth Rogan’s body hair, but zebra was a close second.

[via YouTube]