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Baby's First Shawarma

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 11, 2015 at 1:00PM

GreekBaby

If you can't wield a sword and run a full-service diner by age 3, you aren't Greek.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Not Sure I Want A Callback

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 3:00PM

AuditionVan

Leo wasn't too good to start in a van. You saying your kid's better than Leo?

[via Izismile]

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acting

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children

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Rude Awakening

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 7, 2015 at 10:00AM

Calm down, Biscuit. She’s not driving.

[via Reddit]

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child

couch

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doze

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Manchild-Like Innocence

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 6, 2015 at 6:00PM

If you want to relive your childhood, start with a game of Mouse Trap or something else that won't strip you of your dignity.

[via Catsmob]

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fall

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Awww She Has A Crush

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 24, 2015 at 10:00AM

iheartsatan

Let’s check back in later when she’s placed dozens of burning candles in the shape of a pentagram.

[via Reddit]

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He Does What The Magnets Tell Him

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 12, 2015 at 3:00PM

KillEveryone

Little Damien is already terrifying on a fifth grade level.

[via Catsmob]

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