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Baby Face

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 20, 2014 at 8:00PM

It’s all worth it if he grows a patch of facial hair to make it look like the child has a mustache.

[via Imgur]

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Boy's Best Friend

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 6:00PM

What better way to teach a small child responsibility than to give him a pet that can swallow him whole?

[via Waraqat]

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Good Save, Dad

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 3, 2014 at 8:00PM

The only time I’ve ever been impressed by someone wearing socks and sandals.

[via Uber Humor]

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Adorable Family Portrait

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 1, 2014 at 9:00PM

The kid looks disappointed at the “fun ride” his dad promised him.

[via Uber Humor]

Thirsty?

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

Would you look at that? Turns out it was actually the Belgians going pee pee in our Coke this whole time.

[via Flickr]

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Aren't You A Little Old To… ?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 23, 2014 at 10:00AM

Next you're gonna tell her she shouldn't be breastfeeding him.

[via People of Walmart]

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