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Sage Advice

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 29, 2014 at 9:00PM

This shirt comes in handy when the teacher tries to give homework over the weekend.

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You Want Some, Kid?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 28, 2014 at 10:00PM

If all pumpkins knew our intentions of gutting them and throwing them away after a month, this would happen more often.

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Don’t Fall For It, Kid

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 17, 2014 at 9:00PM

How many grown men are going to have to get trapped in that well before they change the name?

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What? We Had The Dog First

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 11:00AM

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Plus, to be honest, we also bought the dog on purpose.

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Of Course It Has Wheels

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 4, 2014 at 12:00PM

TRUE STORY: Between 1st and 2nd grade I got to take home the class hamster Michael Jordan, and although I loved him I didn't want to touch him, so I kind of let him just live in his plastic ball for the whole summer. I'm just sayin', maybe this baby bites too.

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Hang On Tight

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

Now granted, I never finished law school, but legally speaking I don't think this qualifies you for the carpool lane.

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