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He Does What The Magnets Tell Him

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 12, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Little Damien is already terrifying on a fifth grade level.

[via Catsmob]

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Oh God What Have I Done?

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 6, 2015 at 9:00PM

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If you show up to his party without a gift, there are consequences.

[via Rad Ass]

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This Crochet Baby Is Terrifying

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 9, 2014 at 10:00PM

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The special edition Baby Louis comes with a crochet placenta and umbilical cord.

[via Reddit]

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Teach 'Em Early

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 1, 2014 at 6:00PM

When they get home, he rips out all the stuffing and hangs it from a hook on the side of the garage.

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Red Card For Child Abuse

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 12, 2014 at 1:00PM

Throwing both hands in the air is her way of bowing out of live sporting events from this day forward.

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It’s Not Even St. Patrick’s Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 20, 2014 at 9:00PM

His parents do all of his school shopping at Florida Panhandle souvenir shops.

[via Izismile]