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Worst Tea Party Ever

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 12, 2014 at 8:00PM

It's totally understandable why none of her stuffed animals showed up to the party.

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Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 19, 2013 at 10:00AM

…Catch a father by it's reservoir tip.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: A Creepy View

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

A Creepy View

"Never pose with someone else's child in a robe" is good advice for all men, including snowmen.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Stuart C. Wilson/Stringer/Getty Images]

So Nurturing

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

It's really hard to be a single parent HE'S DOING THE BEST HE CAN.

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Kids Do The Darndest Things

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

LIke give themselves bad haircuts and bite the head off of the family pet.

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Weekend Shopping Done And Done

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 7, 2013 at 12:00PM

"Hey mom, don't forget the limes. They make all the difference."

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