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Posted by: Ricky Carmona | November 10, 2016 at 11:00PM

I hate to say it but, your daughter literally gave you crabs.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Happy Halloween!

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 4, 2016 at 2:00PM

HONG KONG - OCTOBER 31: People take part in a Halloween street party at Lan Kwai Fong on October 31, 2016 in Hong Kong. Halloween, a contraction of All Hallows' Evening, falls on the day before All Saints' Day on November 1, a holiday when Christians remember their deceased loved ones. (Photo by Lam Yik Fei/Getty Images)

It's not kimchi, it's kidchi.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from the joint effort of comments left by Mark Buxbaum.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!

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Chanel Child

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 3, 2016 at 12:00PM

bag

Well that IS where all of her money will be going.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Happy Halloween!

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 31, 2016 at 4:00PM

HONG KONG - OCTOBER 31: People take part in a Halloween street party at Lan Kwai Fong on October 31, 2016 in Hong Kong. Halloween, a contraction of All Hallows' Evening, falls on the day before All Saints' Day on November 1, a holiday when Christians remember their deceased loved ones. (Photo by Lam Yik Fei/Getty Images)

Tastes just like veal!

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Lam Yik Fei/Stringer/Getty Images]

A Boy And His Blankie

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 25, 2016 at 3:00PM

May want to run that thing through the wash a couple dozen times.

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