Totally worth having a baby with a flat head.
When someone tries to get a pic of you on the toilet, just stand up and shit on the floor. Boundaries, Mom!
Someone buy this child an iPhone to keep him distracted while he poops.
[via Joanne Casey]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I don't care if she's your Mom, you give those beauties their due respect.