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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Put That Thing Away

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 12:00PM

mascotpenis

Mascots can go pant-less in front of thousands of people every night, but I walk out to my mail box without pants ONE TIME, and get a citation.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

Slide Spotter

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2016 at 11:00AM

Don't feel too bad; she was bound to lose her baby skin soon anyway.

[via Vine]

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Young Entrepreneur

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 21, 2016 at 4:00PM

methlab

It’s gonna make way more money than some dumb lemonade stand.

[via Acid Cow]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

This Jacked Dad Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 10, 2016 at 12:00PM

Check out others that deserve fame.

Oh, I don't have kids so I don't have the equipment to get this huge. That's the problem.

[via YouTube]