This is who you're cheetah-ing on your wife with?
[via TC Mag]
I told you 'Sick Gazelle' by Calvin Klein was the wrong cologne to wear on safari…
If you can get past the fear of your face being chewed off at a moment’s notice, they really to make great pets.
This is just like when my cat slips off the counter, except no one loses their face.
I tried to tell him cats don't like it when you pet their belly.