You knew the risks when you dusted off the Jumanji box.
I'm going to be honest with you. Only one person in our office plays Pokémon Go and we've made fun of him too much for him to explain it to us. But we assume it's some sort of game you use to escape how lame real life is. We can appreciate that.
Check out the lengths these creepers went to in order to catch 'em all.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
An elephant never forgets the motherfuckers who keep stuffing his mailbox full of Chinese food menus.
This is the last time he ever tries to raise money for premature babies.
[via Acid Cow]