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Cute Change Purse

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 11, 2014 at 8:00PM

“Wait a minute. This isn’t my contact lens.”

[via Izismile]

Puberty Is Coming

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Go ahead, mom, I'll meet you in the toy aisle. Something momentous is happening here…"

[via Daily Garlic]

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10 Peyton Manning Audibles

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 31, 2014 at 3:00PM

With the big game fast approaching, I thought I'd share a little inside information on one of the NFL's most famous players. You see, Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning is famous for calling audibles, where he changes the play by yelling out code words to his teammates. But the truth is, it's all bullshit.

In hopes of confusing the opposing team, Peyton will yell just about anything. Case in point, in the picture above, he's not altering his strategy based on the defense's alignment, he's simply telling his teammates he'd like to grab some delicious panini sandwiches after the game.

Click below for more of Peyton's famous secret signals…  Show full post

Is That Her Natural Part?

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 21, 2013 at 8:00PM

Don't hate. She always has change for parking.

[via No Way Girl]

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My Wiener Is So Confused

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

Maybe Honey Boo Boo's mom is just constantly being filmed from a bad angle.

[via Break]