"NOPE, party of one? Your table is ready."
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After this coat, we just need to upgrade his AC unit and he'll be good as new.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Now that's a voice that will guarantee him some good dolphin lovin'.
Guys. I'm on vacation this week and all I want to do is lay by the pool while someone brings me drinks and treats. So in honor of these feels, I bring you ten people that are actually lazier than me. That's all I can find. I'm a mess.
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I can't believe it's taken me this long to realize how much dicks look like Darth Vader.
This guy is sleeping right through one of my best fantasies.
[via TC Mag]
This psychiatrist's office is designed for maximum relaxation.
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