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    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

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    How could a grown man's obsession with high school kids end badly?

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Best. Birthday. Ever.

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2016 at 3:00PM

RandyCake

I want this exact cake for my 32nd. And no, I don't care that my name isn't even Randy.

[via Barnorama]

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From Around the Web

Subway Centaur

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 21, 2016 at 6:00PM

SubwayCentaur

This guy's man-spread takes up half the train car.

[via Radass]

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Hay Girl Hay

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | September 16, 2015 at 11:00PM

modelcentaurselfie

Depending on what you're into she's hit or myth.

[via Uber Humor]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 12, 2014 at 4:30PM

centaurSince you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[still via Twitter]

Ready To Conquer Summer

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 6, 2014 at 10:00PM

centaurpool

You too can pull of the centaur look by grabbing a towel, your favorite hound and applying peanut butter to your balls.

[via The Chive]

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