Depending on what you're into she's hit or myth.
[via Uber Humor]
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
[still via Twitter]
You too can pull of the centaur look by grabbing a towel, your favorite hound and applying peanut butter to your balls.
[via The Chive]
…Unless you aren't a real centaur and YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING.
Make millions and stay single. This could be your life one day too.
[via Mr. Clean's Facebook]