Depending on what you're into she's hit or myth.
[via Uber Humor]
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
[still via Twitter]
You too can pull of the centaur look by grabbing a towel, your favorite hound and applying peanut butter to your balls.
[via The Chive]
…Unless you aren't a real centaur and YOU BETTER NOT BE LYING.
Make millions and stay single. This could be your life one day too.
[via Mr. Clean's Facebook]