By letting them finish you gain valuable sex karma.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Smart thinking by Dan in calling 911 before he crashes into a tree.
Could someone point this gentleman into the direction of the nearest Amish community?
This is the only way to fully cleanse your phone of all drunk text messages you’ve sent your ex.
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Can only assume someone told them that they could charge their phone this way.
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