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How Dare You

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 3, 2014 at 6:00PM

Playing Plants vs. Zombies on the toilet is usually (always) the best part of my day.

[via The Chive]

'Multitasking' Just Had Its Finest Moment

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 3, 2014 at 12:00PM

They're pooping and I only know this because it's impossible not to look at your phone while pooping.

[via Reddit]

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bathroom

caught

cellphone

mobile

multitasking

phone

pooping

public

Sex

stall

Well This Aged Quickly

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 15, 2013 at 9:00PM

At least she wasn't wearing a "Livestrong bracelet."

[via The Clearly Dope]

It's Rough Being Awesome

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 26, 2013 at 1:00PM

"OK, time to go deliver a baby while playing Words With Friends."

[via Acid Cow]

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ball

baseball

catch

cellphone

no big deal

phone

sports

Savin' Soulz, TTYL :P

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 6, 2012 at 5:00PM

That was God. He says "WHATTUUUP."

[via Prochan]

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big beards

cellphone

church

god

phone

priest

ringtone

texting