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Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 5, 2016 at 10:00AM

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They were the cutest couple until her attempt at a hickey left him hospitalized.

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From Around the Web

Are You There God?

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | October 7, 2015 at 11:00PM

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He's reading from The New Textament.

[via Izismile]

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10 People Who Tried And Failed To Be Sexy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 11, 2015 at 3:00PM

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People like Giselle and Karlie Kloss get paid the big bucks because being sexy ain't easy. I'm impressed by anyone who can say, "I want to rub melted candle wax all over your hot, naked body" with just their eyes. I can't even say hi with mine.

Let's check in with some other people who just can't quite nail the whole "sexy" thing.  Show full post

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He Really Values Communication

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 21, 2015 at 4:00PM

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His phone also has pool floaties, a seat belt, and an EpiPen. Just in case.

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First, Let Me Take A Wolfie

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2015 at 6:00PM

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He so badly wants to blow this little dude's house down.

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