Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- World's fastest piano juggler. Are there a lot of piano jugglers in general?
- A catalog of all of R. Kelly's sexual metaphors. Bump, grind…
- Which of your Facebook friends hate you? Hint: all of them.
- Victorian parents were super creepy. And looked like couches.
- 20 bad celebrity Christmas cards. Damn you, Kardashians!!
- Batmobile golf cart? Yes please.
- 30 dumbest things that happened in 2013. Braining is hard.
- Underboob! And lots of it.
- 262 lbs of marijuana fell from the sky, just like I wished for.
- Captain Picard sings Let It Snow. Is there snow in space?
- 28 hot pics of Amanda Seyfried. People say I look like her, but less attractive.
- And 20 practical uses for coke. A-cola.
[video via Unique Daily]