Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Dude ate bad sushi and got INFESTED WITH TAPEWORMS. AHHHHHH!!!!!!
- Drake got a high-five emoji tattoo and thinks it's praying hands like a moron.
- Multitasking shrinks your brain, which means mine is very small.
- Kids react to tasting caviar. Spoiler: they don't like it.
- Charlotte McKinney went on Tosh and everyone's excited about it.
- This horse likes All About That Bass. Don't we all?
- Meanwhile, in Canada… it's hard for postal workers to deliver things.
- I enjoy this turnip Vine and I think you will too.
- Calvin Harris just bought a nice fucking house. Like, RULL NYCE.
- And burn your bras! Free the titties.
[still via Daily Mail]