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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Have Cats, Will Travel

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 5, 2015 at 5:00PM

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You never know if there will be pussy. You should always bring your own.

[via Acid Cow]

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10 Perfectly Weird Pregnancy Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

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Pregnancy is a magical time in a woman's life. And if you're not taking advantage of it with some super-creepy commemorative pictures, you're already a terrible parent. So take a page out of Prego the Clown's book, and use your child's impending birth as an excuse to get real weird.

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Feline Firearms

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 17, 2014 at 1:00PM

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Every decade, ones of people are gunned down by their own cat.

[via Bored]

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10 Cases Of Cats Being F*cking Weird

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 3, 2014 at 3:00PM

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There's no getting around it, cats are fucking weird. They're sneaky, and odd and they shouldn't be trusted. Hell, I have a cat that I love, but that doesn't change the fact that I never know what's going on in that tiny little psychopathic brain of hers. She's fucking weird. They're all fucking weird.

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Breaking News

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

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“This also just in. According to multiple sources, we need oxygen to live.”

[via Bits and Pieces]

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I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

When I lie down with a cat I fantasize that it's a dog. But for somebody else, it may be another thing.

[via The Daily What]

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