Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Mexican Romeo. This is why chivalry is dead. (above)
- I have no friends, I love my cats, and I'm suing this bitch.
- Horror movie was secretly filmed at Disney. Take enough shrooms and Disneyland IS a horror movie.
- Great salt shaker prank. Get it?! It's a dick.
- Women's abs! Are they better than yours? I'm guessing yes.
- This guy had to eat part of his beard. Some things are hard to swallow.
- A turtle having sex with a rollerblade. He really loves the 90s.
- Pee wee quarterback touchdown! I teared up watching this, so cross your fingers I'm not pregnant.
- 10 foot long nails. Ew, ew, you're gross, stop talking, you're gross.
- This woman is 50 and single because she's "too witty". Go fuck yourself.
- And the 19 highest paying jobs that don't require a degree. Wait, I didn't need a $200,000 degree to write cum jokes?? Crap.
[video via Videogum]