Hey, those cats turned him into a professional tap dancer.
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
"I can't believe you guys threw a perfectly good dead goldfish in here!"
"Can I have two booklets of stamps? I need to send the cats' school photos to the whole family."
[via TC Mag]
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Before these handy training DVDs, I had no idea how to get my Hitler to stop scratching the furniture.
[via Daily Garlic]