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Feline Firearms

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 17, 2014 at 1:00PM

Every decade, ones of people are gunned down by their own cat.

[via Bored]

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From Around the Web

10 Cases Of Cats Being F*cking Weird

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 3, 2014 at 3:00PM

There's no getting around it, cats are fucking weird. They're sneaky, and odd and they shouldn't be trusted. Hell, I have a cat that I love, but that doesn't change the fact that I never know what's going on in that tiny little psychopathic brain of hers. She's fucking weird. They're all fucking weird.

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Breaking News

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

“This also just in. According to multiple sources, we need oxygen to live.”

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I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

When I lie down with a cat I fantasize that it's a dog. But for somebody else, it may be another thing.

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Oh, Vicky. No…

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

R.I.P. Clarence. One love. Well, fifteen loves. But you get it.

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10 Perfect Pet Pics

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

Is there anything a good pet can't do? They enrich our lives. They're loyal companions. And quite often they're the unwitting participants in whatever weird picture we decide to make them take. Because until they rise up and kill us all, they have no choice!

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