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10 Animals Who Hate Their Costumes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 30, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Pets are best friends we can buy and then keep hostage forever. They don't give us crap when we whine about work and they don't judge our one-night stands. But when it comes to dressing them up in humiliating costumes, it looks like a few of them have finally had enough of our shit.

Check out the rest these fed up little guys. Show full post

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Happy Halloween

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 30, 2015 at 12:00PM

The Supreme Cat Show 2015

Why won't the old woman die, already? I'm fucking STARVING!

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Frank Bretzing.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Christopher Furlong/Staff/Getty Images]

What's Going On Down There?

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 27, 2015 at 5:00PM

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"Wait, that's where your butthole is? How the hell do you lick it?"

[via Funny Pics Toons]

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She Got It From Her Mama

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

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After a while, pets and their owners start to look alike.

[via Radass]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Happy Halloween

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 26, 2015 at 4:00PM

The Supreme Cat Show 2015

You want a treat? My litter box is in the bathroom.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Christopher Furlong/Staff/Getty Images]

Horsin' Around

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

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Don't worry kitty, we can't figure out what this fetish is either.

[via Izismile]

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