That is until the claws come out.
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
This is just like when my cat slips off the counter, except no one loses their face.
“Oh there’s pineapple on this pizza? Never mind.” *Cat walks away*
But he’ll continue to put up with your personal space invasions because he gets three squares a day and you scoop his poop on the regular.
[via Shan Dude]
His odds of surviving a bath with an electric toaster seem better.
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