Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This cat really wants to GTFO. If you named me "Rudiger" I'd be willing to tunnel through snow to escape you too.
- Gronk love Fireball. He's more astonished and captivated by this than cavemen were by actual fire.
- These are the colleges with the most drug and alcohol arrests. That doesn't mean they're using the most, just that they're the worst at doing it inconspicuously.
- Conrad Hilton had a massive in-flight meltdown. But who among us has never told a pilot to "square up to me, bro"?
- Marvel comics fan gets surgery to look like Red Skull. Because who needs jobs or sex?
- Here's a whole bunch of sideboob. It's the best part of the boob! Or, at least it's tied for first with all the other parts of the boob.
- League of Legends player loses bet, drinks his own pee. Although, if you're even making that bet you're probably just the kind of guy who wants to try pee.
- Proper names for 17 bodily functions. The absence of "queef" from this list is nothing short of a day-ruining let down.