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Feline Furniture

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 18, 2014 at 10:00AM

"I'm looking for a couch that tells the world 'I've accepted that I'm going to die alone.'"

[via Barnorama]

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How Am I Getting No Love On Tinder?

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

Turns out cats can actually process a devastating amount of shame.

[via Imgur]

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Stay Safe

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 6:00PM

She may not have tons of money for expensive presents, but she is rich in cats.

[via Izismile]

It's Lonely O'Clock

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

Pay hourly tribute to all the felines who've been crushed under your falling towers of old newspaper.

[via Prickly Legs]

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Cats For Gold

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | November 18, 2009 at 2:00PM

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Who needs cash for gold when you've got CATS for gold?

This fake site is perfect for my Great Aunt Pattie — if she knew how to use the Internet. Why be an eccentric millionaire when you could be an eccentric cat lady? Gold can't ignore you and pee all over your fine linens!

You've got to bring your old relatives over to the computer at Thanksgiving and try it on them. If anything, it's worth a laugh or two.

[via reddit]