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An Alarming Increase of Cats Sitting on Peoples' Heads

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 22, 2009 at 11:00AM


Just released to the Internet earlier today by web-trend tracker Buzzfeed: The above image of an NYC man walking the streets with a cat on his head.

Surprised?  Shocked?  Well, diligent Tosh.0 Blog readers might recall that a couple weeks ago we held a Viral Vote about a woman who let her cat sit on her head while she brushed her teeth.

So what exactly is going on here?  Why the sudden increase in cats perched on peoples' heads?

Well, first, cats convinced us to let them into our homes where we feed and shelter them at no cost to the cat.  Then, over the past decade, cats have pretty much taken over the entire Internet, starting with Caturday and culminating with one of the most popular websites on the web today, ICanHasCheezburger.

brain-slugNow, cats are using the Internet — which they control! — to spread word of their final attack on humanity: The feasting on our human brains.

Futurama, a television show that depicts a factual account of the future of mankind, predicted that a species would exist that would suck the brain power directly out of our feeble human minds (seen at right).

But little did they (or we) know that that species was already living, breathing and pooping into boxes among us: The dreaded cat.

We must do something before it's too late!  Use your superior human brain to think of a solution to this feline takeover before zombie cats turn our skulls into their personal feeding bowls.

From Around the Web

Viral Vote: Who's Crazier?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 8, 2009 at 4:00PM


After lurking in obscurity on the Net for over a year, the above video of a "Human Cat Perch" went viral last week after being picked up by a number of prominent websites.

But here's the question: Who in this video is crazier?  Is it the cat that likes to perch on top of his owner's head?  Or is it the woman who not only lets her cat sit up there, but then puts the video on the Internet?

What do you think?



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