• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 5, 2015 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

Isn't it funny how unfunny people think that they're so funny?

[via Tosh.0]

From Around the Web

What Daniel Tosh Is Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 7, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

That's right…  Tomorrow.  Open casting call.  Los Angeles.  Replace Daniel Tosh.

Keep a close eye on his Twitter account for specific details.

Trust me, I'm just as shocked as you are.  I was under the impression that as a blogger, I was in line for the gig.

Turns out they're looking for someone who "wouldn't suck."

This Is A Shout-Out To Any Porn Producers

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 6, 2011 at 5:00PM


Are you a porn producer looking for a moderately attractive 25 year-old virgin from Indiana? Do you want him to be 5'6" or 5'10" or both? Do you want him to be missing his two front teeth?

Because, boy, do I have a guy for you.

It's not Zachary Briggs. It's someone else. This video just reminded me that I do know a guy.

[via Videogum]





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I Want To Be Cast In 'Titanic 2'!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 8, 2010 at 10:00AM

No sequel has ever sounded more amazing than Titanic 2: Mermaid Saviors. And to think the casting call is up on Craigslist!

I can't believe my luck because I have a head shot:

And a paragraph on why I am qualified for the role:

As a child I was on a swim team and thus have months of back stroke, butterfly stroke, breast stroke, and doggie paddle experience. Also, I once played Ariel in an elementary school production of The Little Mermaid for an audience of 15.

Eeee! I hope I get the part!

[via The DW]

Megan Fox + Catwoman = Traffic

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 27, 2009 at 5:00PM


Yesterday, British tabloid The Sun reported that Megan Fox had signed on to play Catwoman in an upcoming Batman movie.

Today, People fired back that, according to their sources at Warner Bros., the rumor is untrue.  (In fact, the movie doesn't even exist.)

Regardless of what the truth is, you can't blame The Sun for running this story.  It only combines the two most popular things on the Internet: Megan Fox and cats!

This was genius.  Don't be surprised if tomorrow I post on a new "rumor" that the next episode of True Blood will feature Miss Universe 2009 winning Powerball Mega Millions lottery results.


[via Popeater]