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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Matchy Mama

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 16, 2016 at 12:00PM

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If those pesky grandchildren want to interrupt her naps, they'll have to find her first.

[via UberHumor]

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From Around the Web

Not Mad, Bro

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 6, 2016 at 8:00PM

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Whenever Daisy Mae starts acting up he casually strolls by the meat department, and there’s a sudden attitude change.

[via Izismile]

When The Munchies Strike

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 6, 2016 at 9:00PM

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Go ahead and enjoy those unpurchased chips while your girlfriend questions every life choice she’s ever made.

[via Izismile]

A Little Repair

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 6, 2016 at 4:00PM

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You laugh, but can your car outmaneuver old ladies at Whole Foods?

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Stocking Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 1, 2016 at 10:00AM

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With all of that energy, she should be able to live at least 2-3 more days.

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