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You HAVE To Stay By The Cart

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 16, 2014 at 12:00PM

100 bucks says she's going to leave him by her car instead of walking him back to the other carts.

[via UberHumor]

Milk, Bread, Rebellion

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

By "the limit" he means that invisible point in grocery store parking lots where the cart's wheels stop working.

[via The Chive]

10 F*cks That Simply Can't Be Given

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Have you ever gotten to that point where you just can't bring yourself to care about anything? I think we all have, but so few of us have actually reached our true potential for indifference.

The genuine heroes in this post however, like the man who won't let one little arrest harsh his buzz, have officially reached the apex of not giving a fuck. In fact, they passed it a long time ago and haven't looked back, because frankly, they can't be bothered to.

Click below for more people who refuse to give any more than exactly zero fucks… Show full post

Grieving Over Rice

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 20, 2013 at 4:00PM

Batman has the exact same reaction whenever his eye catches an issue of "Dead Parents Quarterly."

[via Prickly Legs]

Look Wal-Mart, No Tan Lines

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 3, 2013 at 10:00PM

Wal-Mart's "One Article of Clothing or Less" lane is always busy.

[via Ratchet Mess]

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