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Wash Me

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

Clean your car, or someone will eventually turn it into a fictional dick metropolis.

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Must Be A Politician

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 7, 2014 at 10:00AM

Either that or Christian Grey.

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I Have So Many Questions…

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

Is this some kind of elaborate statement on how they should have used a rubber?

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10 Amazing Books That Actually Exist

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

I've made no secret of my borderline illiteracy, so needless to say, books aren't really my thing. However, if I were to make a wishlist of the literary works I want most in the world, these gems would land right near the top. Because let's be honest, I'm not just going to throw away my cat's discarded hair like some kind of wasteful lunatic.

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Bulky Passenger

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 11:00AM

Don't try this with an inflatable black penis. That's justĀ asking to get pulled over.

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