This is in Utah, where they don't know what slang, euphemisms, or butt sex is.
How are you ever going to get up to 88 miles per hour in that traffic?
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If you ask for the blue book value your arm will get snapped.
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Clean your car, or someone will eventually turn it into a fictional dick metropolis.
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