This is why I consider myself more of a defensive driver.
[via Ebaum's World]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
This is in Utah, where they don't know what slang, euphemisms, or butt sex is.
How are you ever going to get up to 88 miles per hour in that traffic?
[via Rad Ass]