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Can We Get A Hobo Translator?

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2014 at 6:00PM

He doesn't want your money. He just wants you to know he's really pissed that Gabe… squeezed him out of the steam business?

[via Break]

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Minor Repairs

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Ladies and gentleman, if you look to your left you'll see that we just don't give a shit anymore."

[via LOL Hehehe]

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Preach, Brother

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 6, 2014 at 10:00AM

He could use a thesaurus, but he makes a sound point.

[via Locker Dome]

She Got You Good, Tony

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 20, 2014 at 5:00PM

Now the whole world knows what a cold, shallow vagina you are!

[via I Lyke]

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Man's Most Basic Needs

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

You're in luck, sir. There's a woman of considerable proportions not two blocks from here holding a sign that says "I need an honest man."

[via Izismile]

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