That sunroof leak really harshed mom’s mellow.
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Or this note is just the perfect way to kidnap a confused old man without arousing suspicion.
Where Jesus goes, I follow – but not too closely because his exhaust mod is so fucking loud.
Pro Tip: Finish at the red light to avoid any windy messes.
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You have to give him points for committing to a strategy.