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Sloppy Selfie

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

Don't worry, his barf is worse than his bite.

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Seems A Bit Desperate

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 24, 2014 at 6:00PM

Surely there’s a John Doe needed on one of the six different versions of Law and Order.

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Now That’s Customer Service

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

However the Valvoline across town guarantees that they won’t pee in your windshield wiper fluid. Decisions.

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What A Deal

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 18, 2014 at 9:00PM

Wonder if they’ll trade me straight up for my Child’s Play: Bride Of Chucky inspired Ford Escort?

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The Check Engine Light Was On

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 15, 2014 at 9:00PM

Is python removal on the list of the one million upsells at the 10-minute oil change place?

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Get Inside The Pleasure Ride

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 13, 2014 at 8:00PM

Yay, I finally found it!

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