Of course that snooty BMW isn't taking any responsibility.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Maybe move that phone call to somewhere 88% less likely to explode.
[via TC Mag]
Thanks Mr. Taxi Driver, but something tells me I'm better at walking than you are at driving.
It's okay man, you miss 100% of the Target signs you don't try to hit.
Thankfully no donuts were harmed. Bodies everywhere, but the long johns lived.
[via Rad Ass]