Of course that snooty BMW isn't taking any responsibility.
Maybe move that phone call to somewhere 88% less likely to explode.
[via TC Mag]
Thanks Mr. Taxi Driver, but something tells me I'm better at walking than you are at driving.
It's okay man, you miss 100% of the Target signs you don't try to hit.
Thankfully no donuts were harmed. Bodies everywhere, but the long johns lived.
[via Rad Ass]