Nah, it's ok. Your life is too sad to give you a ticket.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
The pepperoni wheel now comes standard in all 2016 Fiat models.
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Sometimes new tires are just cheaper than paying all of your parking tickets.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
After a confiscation like this you can expect their daily donut intake to skyrocket.