There’s nothing sexier than gas prices under $2 a gallon.
Unbridled emotional outbursts release so much more stress than jogging.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Don't agree to "in sickness and in health" until you've watched this.
Whack-a-mole was originally designed as an orthopedic surgery training device.
Or this note is just the perfect way to kidnap a confused old man without arousing suspicion.
Where Jesus goes, I follow – but not too closely because his exhaust mod is so fucking loud.
Pro Tip: Finish at the red light to avoid any windy messes.
[via The Chive]
You have to give him points for committing to a strategy.