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Prime Parking Spot

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

I find the most effective anti-theft device is roughly 150 lbs. of bird shit.

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bird

camouflage

car

covered

parking

poop

porsche

shit

I'm Willing To Take Store Credit

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 16, 2014 at 10:00AM

I don't think the Geek Squad is equipped to handle this.

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Fuzzy Luxury

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 11, 2014 at 5:00PM

How many innocent Loraxes have to die before your ride is adequately pimped?

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car

classy

fuzz

interior

orange

seats

upholstery

Doesn't Have That New Car Smell

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 7, 2014 at 10:00AM

If we can't get #VaginaMobile trending on Twitter, I've failed my job as a blogger.

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car

vagina

vaginamobile

wtf

Hope That Coffin's Padded

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

Come on, man. Bungeeing down the corpse is hearse-loading 101!

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accident

broken

car

coffin

crash

dead

death

funeral

hearse

window