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Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

He was just about to wish for a more attentive father when he remembered he really wanted a Ninja Turtles Lego set.

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A Quiet Night In

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 28, 2014 at 5:00PM

Parties are fun, but sometimes you just want to stay in and fist-fuck a turkey on your Chuck Norris shrine.

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I Hope You Wish For Barbecue Sauce

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 11, 2013 at 4:00PM

Happy Birthday! Keep eating like this and it'll be your last.

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Hey Death: Lick My Emphysema-Flavored Cooch

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

100yearoldsmoker

What's awkward is she's only 50.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Slow And Steady

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 4, 2013 at 4:00PM

Rumor has it she's dating the candlestick from Beauty and the Beast.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Hindustan Times/Contributor/Getty Images]

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