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Hopefully She Wished For An Extinguisher

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 20, 2015 at 10:00PM

birthdayburn

“50-years old and never been hotter. “ – Some guy eating a cupcake topped with singed hair.

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Yahweh's Wrath

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2015 at 11:00AM

I spray my cat with Manischewitz when she's being anti-Semitic.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: I Smell Sex And Candlelight

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 13, 2015 at 12:00PM

Sexpo 2014 Launches In Sydney

Do these belong to the butcher, the baker, or the candles dick maker?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Sam Delamar.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Mark Metcalfe/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: I Smell Sex And Candlelight

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 9, 2015 at 4:00PM

Sexpo 2014 Launches In Sydney

Give Me Penis Or Give Me Death!

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Sewer Water Is Nice And Warm

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

Outdoor bathtub

With all the paint fumes you can actually hallucinate that you're at a five-star hotel.

[via Acid Cow]