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Sewer Water Is Nice And Warm

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

Outdoor bathtub

With all the paint fumes you can actually hallucinate that you're at a five-star hotel.

[via Acid Cow]

Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

He was just about to wish for a more attentive father when he remembered he really wanted a Ninja Turtles Lego set.

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A Quiet Night In

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 28, 2014 at 5:00PM

Parties are fun, but sometimes you just want to stay in and fist-fuck a turkey on your Chuck Norris shrine.

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I Hope You Wish For Barbecue Sauce

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 11, 2013 at 4:00PM

Happy Birthday! Keep eating like this and it'll be your last.

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Hey Death: Lick My Emphysema-Flavored Cooch

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

100yearoldsmoker

What's awkward is she's only 50.

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