I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
I know she's an inanimate object, but she still seems painfully aware of how much that candle looks like a dick.
It's got notes of alimony, younger women, and my wife's tears.
Great. Now I got “Here Comes Santa Claus” is stuck in my head.
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