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Mmm, Smells Like Freedom

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 4, 2014 at 2:00PM

It's got notes of alimony, younger women, and my wife's tears.

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They're New! They're ALL New!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 2:00PM

Except Schnitzel with Noodles. Those have a tendency to sit on the shelves for awhile.

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Don’t Open Your Eyes

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 12, 2014 at 10:00PM

Great. Now I got “Here Comes Santa Claus” is stuck in my head.

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Candle Upgrade

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 3, 2014 at 12:00PM

It smells like musty Jello Pudding Pops.

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Molly Hates Birthdays

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2014 at 2:00PM

Maybe they should quit reminding her how old she is in human years.

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