Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Welcome to the future gym. I was really hoping the future would have a fitness breakthrough that let me not leave my couch.
- Selfies are causing breakouts of mutant head lice. The gods are angered by your vanity, dummies.
- Macklemore is making a strong case that he's the worst thing to ever happen to music. Watch the throne, Nickelback.
- Watch a cameraman on a Segway take out Usain Bolt. And wait for the Italian announcer's ridiculously Italian response.
- Here are some fun facts about the sex industry. How far can you get into this post before you ditch it to watch porn?
- 12 scientifically proven reasons to drink beer. It's fine officer, science told me to do it.
- Care for some cleavage?