OR he just shit his pants.
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At this resolution you can really see why nobody gives a fuck what your scone looks like.
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If he's from Fox News they're totally going to find a way to blame Obama for this.
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If more celebrities took the fox approach and started pooping when they were being harassed by the paparazzi, it might help their cause.
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Even horses hate those prying fucks from TMZ.