Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this clumsy dog accidentally steal the show. "No, no. Don't help me. Not like I have tiny, useless legs due to hundreds of years of inbreeding or anything."
- Jennifer Lawrence and Natalie Dormer accidentally kissed. Thanks to the internet response, there's already a movie adaptation in the works.
- Good luck understanding old, drunk Irish men. Only the sheep truly understand them.
- Check out these hilarious breakup texts. Unless you were on the dumpee end of one of them, in which case… sorry.
- Pam Anderson celebrated being cured of Hep C by posting a nude photo of herself. That should be the new protocol for the announcement of any medical breakthrough.
- 6 things you'll inevitably steal while drunk in college. There's no greater rush than stealing something you'll have no idea why you stole the next morning.
- Get through another gloomy Monday with the help of tremendous boobage.