If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Guess I should've just told you instead of opening this towing company.
[via The Chive]
Eh, it's better than their old name: Labia Towing.
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