Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Finally, there's a Star Wars phone sex hotline. I hope I get Admiral Ackbar.
- Here's how much exercise it takes to burn off your favorite junk foods. I find a 45 minute nap usually does the trick.
- Enjoy this list of lottery winners that lost everything. There's so much joy in the misery of others.
- Facts about boobs. Get educated, dummies.
- The Krampus parade should put you in the Christmas spirit. It's horrifying for the whole family!
- Dwight Howard is apparently unhappy playing with James Harden. Not that he minds being second fiddle, he just thinks Harden's beard smells funny.
- It's beginning to look a lot like Hump Day.