Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Senior citizens dancing to Turn Down For What. They turn down for nothing.
- Vacation breasts could be a new thing. Sign me up.
- This guy got an immediate divorce. Also what kind of country lets you end a marriage by just saying, "I divorce you." What the fuck.
- Bad Santa robs a post office. Bad Santa! No! Bad!
- Australian news anchor wore the same suit for a year. Trolled us all.
- Queso is afraid of doors, and Queso is an AWESOME dog name.
- This 22-year-old makes $1 million a year playing Call of Duty. Let that sink in.
- Some great Tumblr moments. I don't get Tumblr but it looks fun.
- A silly break up list that is embarrassing.
- And mind the gaps! Fan yoself off.
[video via Tastefully Offensive]