There'll be a great sale on fireworks by then.
Watch your favorite clips and leave suggestions for next week's pick.
A weekly roundup of things that will further degrade your faith in humanity.
Order "Collas" and "Exposed Arms" on DVD or Blu-Ray.
There's another carrot a bit lower down you could grab onto too...
But it's better than October's photo which is guy in a Scream mask fisting a pumpkin.
Get one cute baby animals calendar with any purchase of 5 or more pounds of our tender veal!
Teaser shot from the "2014 Sewer Runoff" calendar.
But let me be the first to remind all of you pervs out there that this is a joke, okay. We don't need any "American Pie-like" incidents.
Because the mixture of anchovies and tomato sauce will reek havoc on your balls. That's a medical fact. Don't make that mistake again.
[via The Daily What]