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Mark Your Calendars

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 3, 2014 at 12:00PM

There'll be a great sale on fireworks by then.

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August Makes Me Uncomfortable

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 2, 2014 at 2:00PM

But it's better than October's photo which is guy in a Scream mask fisting a pumpkin.

[via Izismile]

Adorable Bloodbath

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2014 at 10:00AM

Get one cute baby animals calendar with any purchase of 5 or more pounds of our tender veal!

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Hope She Doesn't Have Any Open Wounds

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 15, 2013 at 8:00PM

Teaser shot from the "2014 Sewer Runoff" calendar.

[via Izismile]

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I Like My Pizza 'Hot'

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 12, 2012 at 10:00AM

L'asso — a pizza restaurant in NYC — has released a 2012 calender called "Pizza Is My Lover" featuring their pies posed as sexy "pizza pinups."

But let me be the first to remind all of you pervs out there that this is a joke, okay.  We don't need any "American Pie-like" incidents.

Because the mixture of anchovies and tomato sauce will reek havoc on your balls.  That's a medical fact.  Don't make that mistake again.

[via The Daily What]

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