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Best. Birthday. Ever.

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I want this exact cake for my 32nd. And no, I don't care that my name isn't even Randy.

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10 Relationship Goals That'll Make You Lonely

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 1, 2016 at 3:00PM

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The worst thing about couples is all of the super dumb stuff they do together – because everywhere you look they're posting pictures of it. Even though it all looks lame, when you're single you still miss it.

So now that it's time for the weekend, as your best friend, we thought we'd remind you how alone you are.

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10 Celebrations Of Easter Gone Wrong

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2016 at 3:00PM

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It's that time again – real big day for eggs and bunnies this weekend. It should be full of chocolate and candy, but like every holiday, there are some people who will find a way to make it weird. We appreciate those people. They made the internet what it is today.

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It's So Moist

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 24, 2016 at 12:00PM

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They say cake goes straight to your hips, but I'm pretty sure this one came straight from some hips.

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Capturing The Moment

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 22, 2016 at 6:00PM

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Maybe shoot the lock off your wallet and don't rely on cousin Jeff to be the "photographer."

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Icing On The Cake

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 15, 2016 at 9:00PM

Make a wish and stomp out your candles before the whole room goes up in flames.

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