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Cake Worthy Achievement

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 16, 2015 at 10:00PM

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When he reaches two hours he will be given an appreciation plaque to proudly display over his bed.

[via London Wants Me]

 

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You Have A Pizza My Heart

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 6, 2015 at 10:00AM

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The groom wore his nicest cargo shorts for the occasion.

[via Echtlustig]

Oh God What Have I Done?

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 6, 2015 at 9:00PM

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If you show up to his party without a gift, there are consequences.

[via Rad Ass]

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Cake Is Cake

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 2, 2014 at 5:00PM

You can call me whatever you want as long as it's Funfetti.

[via Acid Cow]

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More Like Turdsgiving

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

Okay, it’s time to decide bakeries. Do turkeys look like dicks or feces?

[via Izismile]

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What A Fun Cake!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 11, 2014 at 4:00PM

I assume the birthday dinner was very high in fiber.

[via UberHumor]