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BRAINSSSS

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 25, 2014 at 10:00PM

A.Toby scares the shit out of me.

B. Is that red velvet?

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Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

He was just about to wish for a more attentive father when he remembered he really wanted a Ninja Turtles Lego set.

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He's Maturing So Fast

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 24, 2014 at 2:00PM

I assume it's for this Seth.

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10 Special Spelling Errors

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

Let's be honest. Spelling is hard. And with spellcheck in most aspects of our lives, putting in any effort just seems pointless. That's why I never learned to read or write. My generous blogging partner, Sam, just types for me while I dictate hilariousness. It's really working out well so far.

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Accurate Illustration

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 10, 2014 at 12:00PM

Seems like something these ladies should've baked.

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10 People Who Know How To Eat

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2014 at 3:00PM

Honestly, what's better than eating? Spending time with loved ones? Please. A good book? Stop lying, you pretentious dick. Sex? Maybe… sometimes. When it comes down to it, good food equals good life. And these people are straight up living right.

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