A.Toby scares the shit out of me.
B. Is that red velvet?
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He was just about to wish for a more attentive father when he remembered he really wanted a Ninja Turtles Lego set.
Let's be honest. Spelling is hard. And with spellcheck in most aspects of our lives, putting in any effort just seems pointless. That's why I never learned to read or write. My generous blogging partner, Sam, just types for me while I dictate hilariousness. It's really working out well so far.
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Honestly, what's better than eating? Spending time with loved ones? Please. A good book? Stop lying, you pretentious dick. Sex? Maybe… sometimes. When it comes down to it, good food equals good life. And these people are straight up living right.
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