Hope you wished for a concussion!
A lot of people fought for America to become what it is today. A place where you can do basically whatever the hell you want and then put it on the internet. Even if you're an idiot (and we're so thankful because without that we'd be jobless).
Here are a few things all those hardworking soldiers and politicians gave you the right to do. Show full post
Hey buddy, I hope you didn’t have your heart set on consummating the marriage tonight.
[via Bits and Pieces]
“You’d never have to apologize to me.” – Creepy lady at the bakery who took my cake order.
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Someone's on the fast track to diaper-betes.
[via The Chive]