In his defense, that's his lucky Bingo Night shirt.
[via Bro My God]
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
This is how all women psych themselves up before a date.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
Grandma has a weird way of telling us she needs to go to the doctor.
A lot of people fought for America to become what it is today. A place where you can do basically whatever the hell you want and then put it on the internet. Even if you're an idiot (and we're so thankful because without that we'd be jobless).
Here are a few things all those hardworking soldiers and politicians gave you the right to do. Show full post
Hey buddy, I hope you didn’t have your heart set on consummating the marriage tonight.
[via Bits and Pieces]