Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Check out this stop motion Mario Bros cake. I can imagine the couple perfectly just from watching this.
- Kim K and Amber Rose took a selfie. And the internet exploded, because they've both touched Kanye's butthole. What weird times we live in.
- You can now brew beer nine times faster. Or you could buy some and it would be 100 times faster.
- Here are 17 weird holidays you can celebrate this month. But they still won't fill that Valentine's Day void.
- Cruz pulled ahead at the Iowa Caucus. Surprisingly, people still haven't noticed he's actually Rumpelstiltskin.
- Watch Kermit and Swedish Chef cover Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me". Like you're doing anything better with your time.
- Boobs are people too. Let them breathe.