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Birthday Bash

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 27, 2015 at 10:00AM

Hope you wished for a concussion!

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From Around the Web

10 Things Our Forefathers Definitely Didn't Have In Mind

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 3, 2015 at 3:00PM

A lot of people fought for America to become what it is today. A place where you can do basically whatever the hell you want and then put it on the internet. Even if you're an idiot (and we're so thankful because without that we'd be jobless).

Here are a few things all those hardworking soldiers and politicians gave you the right to do. Show full post

They're Off To A Great Start

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 18, 2015 at 8:00PM

Hey buddy, I hope you didn’t have your heart set on consummating the marriage tonight.

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Cake Makes Everything Better

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 12, 2015 at 9:00PM

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“You’d never have to apologize to me.” – Creepy lady at the bakery who took my cake order.

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So Much For My Summer Baby Body…

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 12, 2015 at 1:00PM

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Someone's on the fast track to diaper-betes.

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